So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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