the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
her vagine was all disorganized.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
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We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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