Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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