Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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she peed on how many people?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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