What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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