You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
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You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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