I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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