Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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