It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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