i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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