I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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