She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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