i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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