what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
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That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I think my moral compass just broke
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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