Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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