So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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