i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
tell me about the eggs
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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