So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
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S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
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he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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