just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
