I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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