This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
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I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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