just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
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She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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