I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
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we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
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I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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