CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
