Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Randomize
