u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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