accomplished twins. life is a go
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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