i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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