the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
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I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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