I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
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