Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
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