I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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