Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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