your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
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I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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