guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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