are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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