just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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