i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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