I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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