ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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