dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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