watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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