Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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