Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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