Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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