Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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