some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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