You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
These tits shall not be calmed
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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