he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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