I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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