There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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