I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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