Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
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I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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