You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize