Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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